Pretender

Scrawny wants to linger

On the backseat of my mind

Hold me, my pretender

You’re the reason that I’m alive

Bonnie, where’s the boat boy?

The girly archer with baby wine?

Ship me there to Iceland

That’s the land where we never die

Happy happy happy, joy joy joy

Joy, you enjoy

Fucking L boys

Same Body, My Size

I was molested by Jesus

With gum disease

I am the only one when I’m

Down on my knees

Electric hand and needle

Grapples my cock

I am the only one when I’m

Down on my knees

God, he gives us what we need

It may not be what we want

Henry Christ

In heaven, all men are naked

That’s how he likes it

Turns water and wine into semen

Fountains of youth

Before I lay myself down to sleep I

Pray the lord my cock to keep

And if I cum before I wake I

Give the lord my ass to take

White Knight

Gothic interior

I’ll shout out to lower your gate

I’ll slice down that wimpy Duke

Here I am, the White Knight

I’m the fucking White Knight

He fumbled the ball

So I made a touchdown

I landed head-first

Between her ass-cheeks

I’m the fucking White Knight

I’ve Got A Gun (It Runs On Gasoline)

I’ve got a gun

And it runs on gasoline

Said I’ve got a gun

Now please take me home

Said I’ve got a gun

Does that make me look mean?

Said I’ve got a gun

Pistol on my sleeve

I’ve got a gun

And it runs on kerosene

I’ve got a gun

Now please, drive me home

Said I’ve got a gun

Now please put down the seat

And I’ve got a gun

Please keep your body gun

Cause I’ve got a gun

Now tell me what I need

Cause I’ve got a gun

Now I get what I want

Yeah, I’ve got a gun

Now shoot right at me

I’ve got a gun

Please shoot your way to me

Said I’ve got a gun

I’ll point it at myself

I’ve got a gun

It proves I’m innocent

I’ve got a gun

I’ve got a gun

Say It Wise

I’ve got a secret to tell

No one’s ears can hear this

I just want you to know

I’m not playing no game of telephone

But if you happen to say it

If you say it, you better say it wise

Words tell everybody

Don’t tell anybody

Words tell everybody

Don’t tell anyone it